February 2012
“…………….but...”
– Amy C.
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muthafuckas parlez on the m-i-c
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YO MOMMA IS SO UGLY, PIXELATION DOES HER JUSTICE.
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“Biologists spend their time braiding each others’ armpit hairs.”
– My Grade 12 Chemistry Teacher (via mcgilldiaries)
ok thats enough of that
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Asperger Emotions
reamofmargaret:
Lettuce, beer and metro stations.
A blur of sandfly people
multiplying in silence.
Wind’s getting under her arms.
There’s gunpowder on her neck.
And she’s at another DMV,
with another comatose doll in her hand
demanding to be left on the counter. ...
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“is LIFE too mainstream for you?”
I don’t think you can see a sky as blue as this anywhere outside of beautiful British Columbia.
Cherish it.
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Watch
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timbaland released 2 albums entitled shock value and shock value ii
the only thing shocking about them is that he doesnt sing in either one
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after grabbing lunch with charlie and catriona
i came home and made a rly big avocado salad
i was only going have a tiny bit and leave the rest for dinner so my parents wouldnt have to make a salad
i ended up finishing it by accident
ok dinner time bye
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i keep forgetting i’m 3 hours behind Normal Time now..
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Update on those avocados..
The security person zoomed in on them for like 10 minutes until I told him they were avocados. They turned up pretty ~~*~dark***~*~ on the x-ray thing.
He had this weirded-out expression on his face for a few seconds and looked like he was about to ask me why but it quickly passed.
I finished the encounter by telling him to enjoy his flight as well.
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I have 4 avocados that I didn’t get to eat before vacation so they’d better let me put it in my carry on.
i have part of this club music song thing stuck in my head
and i don’t know what it’s called
and i just want to hear it to get it out of my head
it goes
dun dun dum dun dun
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CCCUUUUUZZZ
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
shorty is an eenie meenie miney mo looooooover
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What's going to happen at the airport tomorrow...
Check-in desk lady: Have a safe flight.
Me: Thanks, you too.
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Starbucks "barista": Enjoy your drink.
Me: Thanks, you too.
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Waiter: Enjoy your breakfast.
Me: Thanks, you too.
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Bartender: Enjoy your margarita.
Me: Thanks, you too.
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Boarding lady: Have a good flight.
Me: Thanks, you too.
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Flight attendant: Let me help you with your bag.
Me: Thanks.....you too.
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Watch The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
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